Variety Pack — 12 Bars

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The only egg-based snack bar

We mix in grass-fed butter (moo), all-natural Wisconsin cheeses (melty), meats and veggies (delicious) and cook each bar with our patent-pending process (fancy). 

Enjoy a fully cooked, convenient omelet with a long shelf-life. No refrigeration or preservatives necessary!


  • Grain & Gluten-free
  • Keto Friendly
  • No Sweeteners
  • No Artificial Flavors
  • No Fridge
  • No Preservatives
  • Awww yeahhh

We'll send you 6 Ham and Cheddar + 6 Spinach and Feta.


Inner beauty

Ham and Cheddar: Organic Free-Range Eggs, Uncured Ham, Grass-Fed Butter, Egg Whites, Feta Cheese, Cheddar Cheese, Skim Milk, Encapsulated Baking Soda, Spices, Citric Acid, Xanthan Gum.

140 Calories, 9g Protein, 2g Total Carbs, 11g Fat

Spinach and Feta: Organic Free-Range Eggs, Feta Cheese, Grass-Fed Butter, Spinach, Egg Whites, Parmesan Cheese, Skim Milk, Encapsulated Baking Soda, Garlic, Spices, Citric Acid, Xanthan Gum.

130 Calories, 9g Protein, 2g Total Carbs, 9g Fat


Wait, What is it?!

Safe and snug in its vacuum sealed tray is an omelet-quiche-frittata about the same size as an energy bar (or a 2001 iPod). But, unlike every other bar or mp3 player, whole organic eggs are our first ingredient! We mix in grass-fed butter, all-natural Wisconsin cheeses, meats and veggies and cook each bar with our patent-pending process. You'll enjoy a fully cooked omelet with a long shelf-life with no refrigeration or chemical preservatives necessary! Pop your favorite in the microwave for approximately 18.263 seconds for a melty, nutritious, delicious on-the-go omelet. Or you can enjoy Scramblers® right out of the box!


But Wait, There's More!

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